There are no facts, only interpretations. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. (J. Paul Getty)

Dancing is silent poetry. (Simonides)

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)